if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
att:
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why the FUCK cant humans hibernate its 2013 what the hell is obama doing
if it can fly
it should die
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
yes i’m very good in bed. excellent in bed. *props up pillows and folds blankets* *pillow falls over* uh *sweats nervously* this doesn’t usually happen i promise
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
“can u not” has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days
if i was a dog i wouldnt have to care about my future
Like if you’re against girls dropping it low ,it makes them closer to hell
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
I’m like:
yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
