My ultimate dream is to eat a burger while laying on a burger pillow on my burger bed.
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s horses and all the King’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty together again.
So.. does that mean his body was…
Oh my god…
driving past your old elementary school like
me in Spanish class
when ur parents go out food shopping
growth, decay, transformation