My ultimate dream is to eat a burger while laying on a burger pillow on my burger bed.
"She was pretty in the kind of way that said she’d run a dagger through your heart and still keep smiling the whole time."
every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags
Happy National Comic Book Day! Or as Mindy Lahiri would say, "That Skinny Magazine I Picked Up at the Newsstand So The Hot Nerd On the Subway Would Have A Reason to Talk to Me Day."