I love bad bitches and that’s my fuckin problem! And yea I like to fuck that’s my fucking problem!!!!
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i’m sorry but we need to break up. it’s not you, it’s-a-me mario
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i like this super underground band theyre called one direction youve probably never heard of them
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
whenever i walk into urban outfitters i feel like they’re going to make me pay like $80 just for breathing their air
WHY ARE YOU SINGING ME LOVE SONGS?
WHAT GOOD IS A LOVE SONG
WHAT GOOD IS A LOVE SONG
WITHOUT THE LOVE?????

this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life.
I am laughing waay too hard with this.

just found out that abraham lincoln got shot. WTF. did not see this one coming. who will be president now?
the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth